Club Magazine, July 2012
Steve Prue takes a lot of photographs of me. Sometimes we like to play a game where I get dressed up all fancy (Agent Provocateur bra, thong, Vivienne Westwood shirt, those translucent Agent french knickers I keep wearing as though they’re actual shorts) and then we try to make the makeup and poses dirty enough for a porn magazine to publish it.
I’d say this one was a win.
I heard a rumor that the internet likes pictures (and links).
I went to Miami Exxxotica and ran into Skin Diamond. Steve Prue took a picture of her butt and my face. Can you tell that my face wants to make friends with her butt?

Molly Crabapple has another art book coming out soon, and I’m on the cover. I find this very exciting.

I’m *not* on the cover of the June issue of Penthouse, but I *am* in it and find this very exciting too. Mr. Prue did the photography here as well.

Additionally, I have PMS-of-doom and will be quietly whimpering while curled up in a ball of pain on the couch in my apartment in NYC. I may attempt to drown my pain in chocolate.