I’m hosting this party for Fleshbot/Lux Alptraum in a couple of weeks.

Speaking of Lux, she’s submitted a proposal for a panel at SXSW on Sex and Social Media. It’d be pretty cool if you went and voted for it, since that’s apparently how panels get approved. Here’s the link: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/1010

Here’s a production still from UnSEXpected. It comes out on August 7th. Meanwhile, please consider watching the trailer or pre-ordering it from somewhere like AdultDVDEmpire or TLAraw. They’re both very nice companies who also carry my fleshlight.

Fleshlight seems to think that having exclusive pictures of me painting my apartment and behaving like a lunatic will help keep my Destroya sales up. The more Fleshlight royalties, the bigger my Swarovski-ing budget. I think the glue fumes may be affecting my cognitive function, but I digress. Steve Prue was kind enough to do some documenting, so keep an eye on their social media stuff, and, you know, buy my Fleshlight. 

…is happening. May 18th - 20th, to be precise.

I’ll be performing on my hoop and signing at the Club Spotlight booth. Stage times are here. Signing times do not appear to have been posted yet. I rarely stick to the schedule anyway because I’m chronically early, something inconvenient like hunger or a serious need to pee combined with a half hour wait for the bathroom comes up in the middle of the afternoon, and then I end up getting swarmed on the way out and staying until closing. 

I do really enjoy meeting people who think I’m awesome and the merch sales are a large part of my rhinestone budget for the year, but this time I’m mostly excited about the oil wrestling that’s supposed to go down early Saturday evening. Why is oil wrestling so entertaining to watch?

Press can contact mike.m@manwin.com if they’d like to schedule interviews. 

Edit: Here are my scheduled times for signing at the Club booth, which I will do my best to stick to…

Fri 5-9pm

Sat 1-7pm

Sun 1-4pm, 6-7pm

…and sent them to Warren Ellis. He then posted them on his website. Not that I’m a squealing fan-girl or anything, but EEEEE! 

You should consider clicking the link and reading them.

Thanks,

Stoya

Earlier this month I was given the opportunity to guest edit Fleshbot.com. They’re a great website run by an amazing woman, and have given me a ton of support and press throughout my career. When I was asked to host the Fleshbot Awards and write for the site during the week leading up to the event, I immediately said yes. The show went fantastically, the writing went over well and one series was even linked to by Kotaku, and I met the fabulous Buck Angel and posed for some wonderful photographs with him.

But, of course, there is one problem. Some countries block Fleshbot due to its NSFW/adult nature. I have followers/fans/people who like reading the stuff I write on twitter and tumblr who live in those countries and who expressed sadness at being unable to access the posts on Fleshbot. Lux graciously gave permission for me to re-post my series on Sex In Japan here on my tumblr, so an article will be going up every couple of days while I prepare for and get used to touring with this awesome Broadville group I’m performing with during the early part of December.

:)

Stoya

As always, subject to change due to weather, my whims, or glitter-in-eyeball disasters:

Friday Nov 4th

5:30 pm - 8:30 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

9:45 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)

10:30 pm - 11 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

Saturday Nov 5th

12 noon - 7 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

8:30 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)

9:30 pm - 11 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

Sunday Nov 6th

12 noon - 2:30 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

3 pm - 4 pm Sex Tips From Porn Stars panel with Lux from Fleshbot.com

4:15 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)

5:15 pm - 7 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth

Did I mention that I just got off a plane from Tokyo a couple of days ago and haven’t unpacked, much less re-packed for NJ yet? If I fall asleep on a pile of 8x10s and Digital Playground DVDs tomorrow, please wake me up… and buy my Fleshlight.

:)

Stoya

The last time I was in Miami for Exxxotica I was with Jesse Jane and Riley Steele. They wanted to go to the beach. I am highly sensitive to the sun. 

Without an easy place to acquire good sunscreen at a reasonable price but still wanting to participate, I went along with the group to the beach but dressed a little bit… differently. 

They were all Southern California style beach bunny with their big rounded breasts and suntans in their brightly colored bikinis. Jesse oozes sex appeal. You can’t be in the same space as Jesse and avoid being swept up in her zest for life and playful energy. It leaks over, pulls me out of introspection. Riley is just plain gorgeous to look at. I’ve seen her without makeup and she’s just as beautiful that way as she is in her photographs. Sometimes I catch myself staring at her when we’re waiting around at an airport or on a set - wondering how it’s possible to be that perfect and kind of wanting to go up and poke her to verify that she actually exists.

I was wearing a short black dress, black tights, knee high boots and a hooded black sweatshirt. The hood was up, pulled as far as possible over my face to shade me from the sun as I ran down the boardwalk to meet up with them. Our manager and chaperone at the time, Adella, asked how I was going to go in the ocean dressed like I was. Clutching my book and cell phone, I walked straight in. The salty tide went in and out, pooling around my shoes and leaving white streaks on the leather. Pieces of seaweed wrapped themselves around my four inch heels.

This time, I’ll be carrying my parasol and 100 spf, although I will be spending most of my time on the convention floor where I am indoors and safe from the sunshine.

I think I’m ruminating on how specific and unique compromise can be, and what happens when vastly different people meet on some level. Life can be wacky.

The point of this was actually to remind you, the people who browse the internet and may be interested in coming to see me, that I will be at Miami Exxxotica on the 20th, 21st and 22nd of this month (May 2011). I usually have fun at these things, but I have more fun when you guys and ladies come out to see me. Also, there’s the whole part where I pay my rent by selling polaroids and signed DVDs/Fleshlights, so, you know… please consider taking home a souvenir.

-Stoya

Signing Hours:

Friday, May 20th from 6pm to 10pm 

Saturday, May 21st from 3pm to 7pm (with Jesse Jane)

Sunday, May 22nd from 2pm to 6pm (with Jesse Jane)

… is the name of a podcast which I was a guest on a couple of weeks ago in Los Angeles.

Both of the times I’ve seen Jake (who should totally man up and try some improv training at the UCB) he’s been wearing a shirt with at least one cat on it…

… which is AWESOME.

These guys were a lot of fun. If you’d like to listen to us having a lot of fun (if by ‘us having a lot of fun’ you mean ‘me talking about myself and Hampton Yount cracking jokes’) you can follow this link right here:

http://themorningafterpodcast.com/archives/468

The fourth voice is Eli who is also super nifty and stuff.

-Stoya