Somewhere in this is Kayden’s eloquent description of what it’s like to engage in sexual activity with me (and a couple of other girls)…
I’ve rediscovered girls in a life changing way. It started as something behind the scenes, like a tugging, a program somewhere deeply buried cycling out of latency and into full-blown pervedom. It came slowly at first. An intangible. I began to notice there was something that would tighten the…
In April, I went to Los Angeles to shoot a porn movie for Digital Playground. They decided to give it the title “UnSEXpected,” probably because people have sex in it and some of the characters are surprised about it. Non-standard capitalization draws the eye, hammering the adult-oriented nature of the product home. The footage and production stills have been put through the Digital Playground gloss treatment, the press release has been written, and the DVDs are probably being shoved into pretty packaging at this very moment. Now it’s time to do the other half of my job as one of Digital Playground’s stable of super hot exclusive girls - sell the movie. This usually involves a combination of interviews, tweets and re-tweets, and plastering the boxcover over all available social media.
There are some great selling points… Andy San Dimas is beautiful. Brooklyn Lee really does fuck like a demon. I can attest to this fact because I eavesdropped on her scene with Manuel Ferrara for a few minutes like a creeper. Eavesdropping was kind of fun, but would have been better if I’d been naked under a raincoat. For me, depravity is all about the proper wardrobe. Erik Everhard gave me a good, hard railing on top of the pool table, bent over the pool table, and in the air next to the pool table. I’m no amazon, but I’m not exactly pocket-sized either so it’s kind of a treat to get thrown around like that. My second scene in the movie was with James Deen, and this is where I get tripped up. See, having just encountered the pictures of his dick in my ass, the most intelligent thing I have to say on the matter is “Guh! James Deen is so cuuuuuute, and really attractive, and my god - that penis.” The “Guh!” part is the sound of me attempting to wipe the drool off of my chin.
I remember stopping at some point so the makeup artist could touch me up before we switched to softcore. I remember Robby D. saying that anal wasn’t really necessary since I hadn’t shot in a while, and I remember telling him to be quiet and let James do what he wants. There may have been an exclamation about how we hadn’t worked together in three years and his cock belongs in all of my holes. Mostly, though, it’s just “Fuuuuck he’s so hot.”
I think that’s ok though. I think the best porn scenes happen when you take two (or sometimes more) people who really enjoy banging and really enjoy banging each other, put them in a room that happens to be very well lit and also contains a camera and competent camera operator, and let them fuck the way that they want to fuck. Some things just don’t require that much intelligent discussion or introspection.
So let’s try this again from a different angle: I really like fucking. I really like fucking Erik Everhard, and I really like fucking James Deen. I got to fuck both of these people in a movie called “UnSEXpected” for Digital Playground. If you like watching this kind of stuff, I suggest you purchase it as soon as it’s available so DP is motivated to continue making more of these things.
When we’re talking about my career in adult entertainment, I tell time by what my hair looked like. Kayden can do the same with the list of companies she’s been contracted to. So let’s go back to when I had finally grown out my natural (brunette) color to nearly shoulder length and she was with Adam & Eve. We were both in New Jersey for the first Exxxotica convention in the Northeast megalopolis. On my way back in from the 7-11 (around the corner, down the street, technically against the rules because we aren’t supposed to walk around by ourselves at these things) I saw Adella (Digital Playground’s publicist) sitting at a table with two women that I didn’t know. Adella waved me over.
Air kisses were exchanged. I climbed into the empty seat across from Katie (Adam & Eve’s publicist) and next to Kayden (one of Adam & Eve’s contract stars). The furniture was dark wood and sized for mildly overweight business men, not petite women who make their living being nude on camera. The setting made her look more delicate, blonder, more blue in the eyes. Her chest, while significant, wasn’t entirely out of the realm of natural possibility. Her purse was on the floor, leaning against a chair leg. Sticking out of it was a book.
A real book. Not an issue of Glamour or a celebrity-gossip rag. An actual book, made of paper, picture-less aside from the cover.
“Oh my god, you’re reading a book.” came spilling out of my mouth. Adella, always prepared to cover or explain a social gaffe on my part, interjected with “Stoya reads too” and went back to her conversation. Twenty minutes passed, favorite genres were discussed, opinions were expressed, debated. She’s a Dave Eggers kind of girl and my heart will always belong to speculative fiction, but still, to find another woman in porn who wants to intelligently discuss the written word!
We were obviously in love and needed to do a movie together immediately. Two contract stars working together was a rarity at this point, reserved for a production company’s big-budget, hopefully award-winning yearly feature. The fact that we were contracted to different companies meant that we were star-crossed. She an Eveulet and I a Playgroundague. Tragedy.
Kayden, with her knowledge of business and contracts started presenting convincing arguments for this project. I’m presenting them as bullet points because I think that’s how her brain works:
- Adam & Eve and Digital Playground had partnered on a film a couple of years ago, the original Pirates, setting a precedent for collaboration.
- It could be called Kayden loves Stoya, or Stoya loves Kayden, which was similar to a line of titles selling quite well for Club Jenna at the time.
I jumped in with the fact that our fan bases were similar enough that cross-branding would be beneficial for both of us and profitable for our respective companies.
Kayden said something about how even with contract star rates, it could be shot very inexpensively and therefore be low risk.
Our respective publicists rolled their eyes at us simultaneously. It was so well timed I swear they must have rehearsed.
Fast forward: Kayden left Adam & Eve to join Digital. Two contract girls in the same scene is still expensive, too expensive to be considered financially viable for anything other than the five or six girl orgies in films like Top Guns and Babysitters 2. An orgy, while initially fun for the novelty and apparently visually stimulating for the viewer, is not the same thing as sex with one or two partners. We begged. We stamped our feet. We pleaded. Eventually Manwin acquired Digital Playground and was persuaded to shoot us together for what we thought was Twisty’s, but turned out to be Babes.com.
In retrospect, if I’d just asked her outright, there’s a chance we could have been having sex on our own time in any number of hotel rooms from Edison through Johannesburg.
Every once in a while I do an adult film for Digital Playground. Here is the promo photo for my latest project with them: Top Guns. In the press release, Kayden Kross and I are described as “unbeatable bitches,” which I find entertaining.
I am so excited to be touching Jiz Lee’s shapely derriere. So… very… excited. :D
I can’t answer for any other female performers (or male or gender neutral performers that may have reason to wear lipstick right up to the sex part of a scene and then remove it) but I can explain my own motivations:
See, the directors want lipstick. I don’t know why. Maybe they think it looks better, maybe they think the consumer likes it better, maybe they just want a defined lip and neither they nor the makeup artists have caught on to this nifty new thing called lip stain. I just don’t know.
I don’t like eating lipstick. I don’t like subjecting my fellow performers in a scene to eating lipstick. I really don’t like a scene being stopped every five minutes so someone can wipe up all the lipstick that’s gotten all over faces, genitalia, and other body parts and then use that opportunity to ”touch up” my lipstick (which really means glob on a bunch more).
So we meet halfway. We compromise. It works.
Personally, I’d still take washed out lips over subjecting the person I’m sucking face with to the waxy taste of lipstick.
Well, that was kind of an awkward title. But I’ve really become attached to the ‘vs.’ thing (bonus points if you catch the reference) and frankly, double penetration can be a bit of an awkward thing to try and make happen. In the hopes of enticing you to purchase ‘Bad Girls 5’ I’m going to tell you a little story:
I had been curious about being DP’d for quite some time, but finding two men outside of the adult industry who are interested in penetrating female orifices and also completely comfortable with the idea of being in very close proximity to another man’s penis and getting them in the same room at the same time with my own vagina and rectum is comparable to herding cats. Fortunately, I work in porn - where every sexual dream can be near instantly fulfilled.
After interrogating luminaries like Katsuni and Dana DeArmond about the circumstances behind the DPs that they most enjoyed, I began asking my favorite male performers who they worked best with. Five days later, the consensus appeared to be that Steve Holmes was the best anchor (the cock mainly on the bottom and usually in the bottom as well) possible and James Deen was the other man for the job. The only problem was the fact that I insist on meeting performers before I work with them and had yet to encounter Steve Holmes.
While I was lamenting this fact to James and Joanna Angel, Steve appeared as if by magic. In reality, we were all in Vegas for AEE and standing at the Circle Bar so it was only a matter of time before he popped up, but I prefer to think of him as a sexy miracle wrought by the perversion fairy. James took us all upstairs.
Joanna generously shared the bounty of her knowledge, demonstrating the proper way to be double penetrated and giving me filthy words of encouragement as I hopped on Steve, inserted him into my tight pink butthole, and preparing to receive James’s manhood into my greedy little cunt. It was a wonderful time and begged immediate repeating on video for the viewing pleasure of Digital Playground’s consumer base, a fact which I informed Robby D. of while still covered in various sexual fluids on my way to the Vegas airport. The only thing missing from the video was Joanna. *sad panda*
Also, you should watch ‘Bad Girls 5’ because I glow with anticipation like a giddy school girl, and I would like to mention that if you have a penis Fleshlight does have both my vagina and butthole available so you may want to consider having them on hand to make the viewing experience more realistic. Just sayin’
-S
