Club Magazine, July 2012
Steve Prue takes a lot of photographs of me. Sometimes we like to play a game where I get dressed up all fancy (Agent Provocateur bra, thong, Vivienne Westwood shirt, those translucent Agent french knickers I keep wearing as though they’re actual shorts) and then we try to make the makeup and poses dirty enough for a porn magazine to publish it.
I’d say this one was a win.
This happened, and Ellen Stagg was there to take a very nice photograph of it.
Yes, that’s me.
Yes, it kind of hurts.
Yes, it’s absolutely worth it.
Stair cat is impressed by my hunting prowess?
Aaaah! Look at what I did to a straight pin with my sewing machine. Eeeep.
There will be no pictures of the skirt I was working on when this happened, because right now a picture would just be a giant pile of chiffon and organza, which looks like every other pile of chiffon and organza.
Thank you for your patience,