Speaking of my home improvement ruckus…
Fleshlight seems to think that having exclusive pictures of me painting my apartment and behaving like a lunatic will help keep my Destroya sales up. The more Fleshlight royalties, the bigger my Swarovski-ing budget. I think the glue fumes may be affecting my cognitive function, but I digress. Steve Prue was kind enough to do some documenting, so keep an eye on their social media stuff, and, you know, buy my Fleshlight.
