Antics… Surprise Antics…
I’ve been in Los Angeles for the past two weeks, working on a big feature for Digital Playground. The sex was great. The rest of the shoot was grueling and at times absolutely filthy. We’re supposed to keep the film a secret for now. Past experience tells me that the harder the non-sex parts of the shoot are, the better the end product ends up being. Point is, I spent the last fourteen days working on something I can’t discuss more deeply than tweeting vague complaints about gross mystery substances and lack of sleep.
Meanwhile, I’m on the cover of the August issue of Fox. They called me an ultra vixxxen. The word “ultra” is so good that it excuses the excessive use of “x”s elsewhere. I suspect no one is really paying attention to the words anyway. Also, I think putting Lily LaBeau’s face vaguely between my legs was a fantastic idea. Digital or Babes.com or something else owned by Manwin should take the previous sentence as a casting hint.
Speaking of adult industry related things that manage to pull off using three x’s instead of one: Chicago Exxxotica is coming up. There will be antics… surprise antics. If you’re local, I suggest you mark your calendars from the 13th-15th of July.
Exxxotica Miami 2012
…is happening. May 18th - 20th, to be precise.
I’ll be performing on my hoop and signing at the Club Spotlight booth. Stage times are here. Signing times do not appear to have been posted yet. I rarely stick to the schedule anyway because I’m chronically early, something inconvenient like hunger or a serious need to pee combined with a half hour wait for the bathroom comes up in the middle of the afternoon, and then I end up getting swarmed on the way out and staying until closing.
I do really enjoy meeting people who think I’m awesome and the merch sales are a large part of my rhinestone budget for the year, but this time I’m mostly excited about the oil wrestling that’s supposed to go down early Saturday evening. Why is oil wrestling so entertaining to watch?
Press can contact firstname.lastname@example.org if they’d like to schedule interviews.
Edit: Here are my scheduled times for signing at the Club booth, which I will do my best to stick to…
Sun 1-4pm, 6-7pm
2011 Exxxotica New Jersey Schedule
As always, subject to change due to weather, my whims, or glitter-in-eyeball disasters:
Friday Nov 4th
5:30 pm - 8:30 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
9:45 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)
10:30 pm - 11 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
Saturday Nov 5th
12 noon - 7 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
8:30 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)
9:30 pm - 11 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
Sunday Nov 6th
12 noon - 2:30 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
3 pm - 4 pm Sex Tips From Porn Stars panel with Lux from Fleshbot.com
4:15 pm Pretty Things Peepshow performance (main stage)
5:15 pm - 7 pm Signing at the Club Spotlight booth
Did I mention that I just got off a plane from Tokyo a couple of days ago and haven’t unpacked, much less re-packed for NJ yet? If I fall asleep on a pile of 8x10s and Digital Playground DVDs tomorrow, please wake me up… and buy my Fleshlight.