I’ve been in Los Angeles for the past two weeks, working on a big feature for Digital Playground. The sex was great. The rest of the shoot was grueling and at times absolutely filthy. We’re supposed to keep the film a secret for now. Past experience tells me that the harder the non-sex parts of the shoot are, the better the end product ends up being. Point is, I spent the last fourteen days working on something I can’t discuss more deeply than tweeting vague complaints about gross mystery substances and lack of sleep. 

Meanwhile, I’m on the cover of the August issue of Fox. They called me an ultra vixxxen. The word “ultra” is so good that it excuses the excessive use of “x”s elsewhere. I suspect no one is really paying attention to the words anyway. Also, I think putting Lily LaBeau’s face vaguely between my legs was a fantastic idea. Digital or Babes.com or something else owned by Manwin should take the previous sentence as a casting hint.

Speaking of adult industry related things that manage to pull off using three x’s instead of one: Chicago Exxxotica is coming up. There will be antics… surprise antics. If you’re local, I suggest you mark your calendars from the 13th-15th of July.