Every once in a while I do an adult film for Digital Playground. Here is the promo photo for my latest project with them: Top Guns. In the press release, Kayden Kross and I are described as “unbeatable bitches,” which I find entertaining.

I can’t answer for any other female performers (or male or gender neutral performers that may have reason to wear lipstick right up to the sex part of a scene and then remove it) but I can explain my own motivations:

See, the directors want lipstick. I don’t know why. Maybe they think it looks better, maybe they think the consumer likes it better, maybe they just want a defined lip and neither they nor the makeup artists have caught on to this nifty new thing called lip stain. I just don’t know.

I don’t like eating lipstick. I don’t like subjecting my fellow performers in a scene to eating lipstick. I really don’t like a scene being stopped every five minutes so someone can wipe up all the lipstick that’s gotten all over faces, genitalia, and other body parts and then use that opportunity to ”touch up” my lipstick (which really means glob on a bunch more).

So we meet halfway. We compromise. It works.

Personally, I’d still take washed out lips over subjecting the person I’m sucking face with to the waxy taste of lipstick.

Well, that was kind of an awkward title. But I’ve really become attached to the ‘vs.’ thing (bonus points if you catch the reference) and frankly, double penetration can be a bit of an awkward thing to try and make happen. In the hopes of enticing you to purchase ‘Bad Girls 5’ I’m going to tell you a little story:

I had been curious about being DP’d for quite some time, but finding two men outside of the adult industry who are interested in penetrating female orifices and also completely comfortable with the idea of being in very close proximity to another man’s penis and getting them in the same room at the same time with my own vagina and rectum is comparable to herding cats. Fortunately, I work in porn - where every sexual dream can be near instantly fulfilled.

After interrogating luminaries like Katsuni and Dana DeArmond about the circumstances behind the DPs that they most enjoyed, I began asking my favorite male performers who they worked best with. Five days later, the consensus appeared to be that Steve Holmes was the best anchor (the cock mainly on the bottom and usually in the bottom as well) possible and James Deen was the other man for the job. The only problem was the fact that I insist on meeting performers before I work with them and had yet to encounter Steve Holmes.

While I was lamenting this fact to James and Joanna Angel, Steve appeared as if by magic. In reality, we were all in Vegas for AEE and standing at the Circle Bar so it was only a matter of time before he popped up, but I prefer to think of him as a sexy miracle wrought by the perversion fairy. James took us all upstairs.

Joanna generously shared the bounty of her knowledge, demonstrating the proper way to be double penetrated and giving me filthy words of encouragement as I hopped on Steve, inserted him into my tight pink butthole, and preparing to receive James’s manhood into my greedy little cunt. It was a wonderful time and begged immediate repeating on video for the viewing pleasure of Digital Playground’s consumer base, a fact which I informed Robby D. of while still covered in various sexual fluids on my way to the Vegas airport. The only thing missing from the video was Joanna. *sad panda*

Also, you should watch ‘Bad Girls 5’ because I glow with anticipation like a giddy school girl, and I would like to mention that if you have a penis Fleshlight does have both my vagina and butthole available so you may want to consider having them on hand to make the viewing experience more realistic. Just sayin’

-S