Stoya™
Dear Stoya, I am really pale like you and was wondering if you have any suggestions for good sun hats. I am going to the beach with family and would like to come back the same color as I am
Now.
Thank you

Why wear a sunhat when you could slather yourself in spf 50 (so stoked on the new spray kinds they’ve started making in the past couple of years) and carry a parasol? Bonus points if you can track down one of the Japanese ones with UV protective coating on the fabric.

Or, you know, just avoid the beach.

  1. miapr0n said: I’m imagining a very pale girl chasing a parasol down the beach. It’s colored like the top of a merry go round and beans many a beachgoer in the head. The chase starts with “Look out!”s and ends in “Sorry, sorry, sorry…”
  2. chalcenterickid said: I’m thinking of you and a Japanese parasol. No other pornstar would have suggested such a thing. And that is why we love you. I think a photoshoot is in order - all pale elegance.
  3. sciamachy said: Sunhats help you avoid heatstroke though - the Aussies have a campaign of “Slip on a shirt, slop on the lotion, slap on a hat!”
  4. gingerredhead said: Oh my they have them with uv coating, I must find this. I wish I could avoid the beach but I have not seen my family in a while, and this is what they have chosen for vacation this year. Thank you for the tips.
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